QUARTERLY DISPATCHES & FIELD REPORTS

New Wallpapers in The Hoard!
May 20, 2026
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Ten more FREE wallpapers, for your bullshit wizard wank tablets, available now in the vault. Get ’em now, Clarence will look after your wallets whilst

Instant Gram
May 7, 2026
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“Apparently nothing to do with alchemical powders! Who knew? Anyway, Clarence has added this batshittery to our website, and wasn’t he oh so pleased with

Webshite
May 7, 2026
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Halvar has recently decided that all H&C Inc. communications will be managed by him*, and not by any ‘bastard wizard developers!’. To that end, a