Welcome, Customers, to Halvar & Clarence Inc.

Corporate mission - S.m.A.R.T,

Slay

Monsters

And

Ransack

Treasure

STRATEGY & PLANNING

H&C Inc. provide the best performing infiltration and extraction services bar none. We have OUR satisfaction as YOUR top priority.

Every customer is unique.  Which is why we customise each project plan to your requirements.   Be it dungeon clearance, monster eradication or princess extraction: choose the best!

Survival Rate for Hostile Assets
100 %

PROFESSIONALISM

H&C Inc has a proud legacy of satisfying customers for over thirty years. Our agents promise a trail of incriminating destruction leading straight back to you!

For a partnership that lasts YOUR lifetime, choose H&C Inc. today!

GP Recovered
0

POLICY EXCLUSIONS

H&C Inc. maintains a strict anti-sorcery policy.  Any interaction with warlocks, witches, wizards and other beardy nerds will immediately invalidate your H&C contract.  Bossy clerics, devils, demons and things with eyes on stalks all count as magic.

Refunds are explicitly excluded, please direct all complaints to Halvar’s axe.  No one like a needy whinger!

Support Tickets Resolved
100 %

PRIMARY KINETIC ASSETS (EXECUTIVE PROFILES)

Halvar T Barbarian

VP of Executions

Clarence

VP of Acquisitions

STRATEGIC PARTNERS