Professional Problem Solvers
Professional Problem Solvers
H&C Inc. offer the very best services in the fields of infiltration and extraction. We never settle for second best and neither should you.
H&C Inc. has your satisfaction as our top priority!
Why Contract Halvar & Clarence Inc?
Why Contract Halvar & Clarence Inc?
S.M.A.R.T. METHODOLOGY
STRATEGY & PLANNING
STRATEGY & PLANNING
Every customer is unique. That’s why we customise each plan to fit your needs exactly. Whether it’s a dungeon clearance, monster eradication or a comprehensive program of destruction. We’ll sit down with you, produce a meticulous plan and then wing it.
You're in safe hands!
A Partnership That Lasts Your Lifetime
We’ve completed more dungeons than you've had masturbations.
Killed dragons, liches, gods the lot.
Choose the best!
Our experts will kill and steal for you... maybe... as long as it's in our interests.
No sanctimonious clerics!
Our helplines are not open. Nobody likes a needy whiner making support calls.
And no refunds!
Kobolds Killed
Kobolds Killed
3,799
3,799
Dungeons Raided
Dungeons Raided
270
270
Staff
Staff
2
2
Years in Business
Years in Business
35
35
Meet the Team
“Wish I'd made a movie about this barbarian instead...”
Jason M, Hollywood
Sure, I'll do you a quote if my wife says it's ok! What do you mean no ginger bitches?
Spare, Santa Barbara
“Halvar is more effective than my Dad!
JC, Jerusalem
I think that little bastard stole my election!
Donald, Florida