The Chronicles of Halvar & Clarence

In a world unlike our own, where Gods and monsters walk the lands, rambunctious adventurers Halvar & Clarence, strive for fortune and fame.

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"The Fight scenes had me flexing in the mirror!"
Ghandi
GhandiPhilosopher
"These books go harder than Mark Antony in the morning!"
Cleopatra
CleopatraQueen
"Halvar is so damned sexy, I'm on the turn..."
Sapho of Lesbos
Sapho of LesbosPoet
"Halvar can kill your imaginary friends!"
Chuck Norris
Chuck NorrisFighter
"Why yes, I think Halvar could take Ares in a fight..."
Homer
HomerPoet
"The whole thing ended a bit soon for my liking..."
Veritas the White
Veritas the WhiteCleric
"Another dumb barbarian!"
Vazur the Red
Vazur the RedWizard
"Halvar can slam a revolving door..."
Chuck Norris
Chuck NorrisFighter
"An IQ you have to dig for..."
Vazur The Red
Vazur The RedWizard
"Halvar knows Victoria's secret"
Chuck Norris
Chuck NorrisFighter
"Y gt lcky!"
Grzzt
GrzztTroll
"This is not over, there is no forgiveness!"
Shivrax
ShivraxElder Dragon
"Halvar can wheelie a griffon!"
Chuck Norris
Chuck NorrisFighter
"The books are a literary tour de force...Woof!"
VDDWTH
VDDWTHDeath Dog
"Just one more thing, Sir, was there a gnome thief at all? He may have been invisible?"
Columbo
ColumboDetective
"I'm picking up a massive bulge emerging from the barbarian nebula. It's throbbing!"
Wilma Deering
Wilma DeeringColonel
"I didn't steal fire from the Gods! That bastard Clarence did it!"
Prometheus
PrometheusTitan

How hard can it be?

Our heroic duo’s fledgeling partnership is threatened with immediate extinction when a casual contract to confront marauding kobolds takes a sinister supernatural turn

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Wizards blow goats!

Wanted dead or alive, our heroes find unfamiliar refuge in the company of foreign nobility.  However, the genteel games of the aristocracy shroud a spectacular secret that could spiral the City States into war!

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Book 3 - coming soon

On a mission from God, or a quest to become one?  Portentous peril awaits our rapscallions as they journey across the southern wastes on a sacred quest.   

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